Sunday, May 21, 2017

WhEn MonEy caN'T BuY YoU ThiNgS...

Nothing comes free in this world. There’s a price for everything. A well known fact! But what I have realised lately is that just paying the price doesn’t suffice nowadays. Ability to pay the price along with your proficiency in complaining would get you ‘closer’ to your temporal goal. The probability of things going in the right direction at the first go is almost nil. The level of expertise or flair you have in grumbling, will determine how close you are in getting things done!

I never had the luck of seeing things fall into place by themselves. Be it ordering food or ordering something from online shopping sites, buying some reagent for my work and sometimes even for availing services, life hasn’t been very kind. As soon as you find that things are not going as expected, the primary step is to call the customer care. Chances of your problem being solved aren’t that great at this step but at least it would get you going. Most likely your unsolved complaint would be escalated to the higher authorities, followed by a series of fake assurances. The next step, if the matter is not resolved, is to write mails. The initial ones would essentially have the description of the problem along with the other details of your order and how the customer care executives were incompetent to solve the same. The prospects of your problem being solved with just one mail are slim since if it was that simple, the requirement of sending a mail wouldn’t arise in the first place. So what follows is a string of mails, the contents of which would clearly reflect your rising agitation! A number of phone calls from the vendor’s side are in line after the mails. This is the most frustrating part as you would have a new caller calling you everyday asking about the problem. They wouldn’t read the email trail and ask you to explain from scratch. And what I find really funny is that in spite of asking if it is a good time to talk they don’t care what your answer is. Once I remember I didn’t have the luxury to spend 10-15mins to explain my problem, so I asked the person to call me later. I had to repeat this twice or thrice because the person didn’t bother to listen to me and started with his questionnaire!


After spending quite a lot of time and energy your problem might get solved. And if not you can always go back to square one by asking for the refund. Things aren’t that easy as it may sound but then after a few cases you wouldn’t need to think on your next set of action. I am sure many of us have gone through this and would continue to go through the ordeal! Losing hope or patience isn’t an option my friend. After all if you are ready to pay you SHOULD be ready to fight for it!! 

Friday, March 10, 2017

pLaN Z

I am very fond of alternate strategies. So much so that I feel being swallowed up by an unfailing pessimism. The idea of taking any kind of risk simply freaks me out. I always have this feeling that the idea of doing something which I look forward to might never work out or turn out as I expect it to, thereby ending up making thousands of  subsidary plans. On several occassions how I had wished to let go of a failed attempt instead of jumping to plan B, if not B then plan C and so on. I wonder how different would that life have been! The mere thought of idling makes me sad. I hate floating on an  oarless boat. Not that I am good at rowing. I just end up propelling the boat in the direction of the wind, which is as good as an oarless boat I guess. The thought of undirected propelling apparently being better than floating aimlessly, I realise, is the root of the problem. It gives you a superficial impression of being engaged. Propelling or floating is all the same if the motion is Brownian!
I so envy people who can take decision on spot. And here I am.. unable to decide what to choose for lunch! I have to make my mind up on the way to the canteen to save myself some extra time at the counter! Having said that I think Plan b isn't that bad. It just saves you from being reckless. But what are dangerous I guess are plans C-Z! Always being on the safer side just makes you miss the mini adventures in life.. :)